En lista på engelska, ganska rolig :)

1. What's the difference between a novel and a book?

2. How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

3. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

4. If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

5. If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?

6. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

7. Do penguins have knees?

8. Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

9. How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?

10. Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

11. In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

12. Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

13. Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?

14. Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

15. If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

16. If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?

17. If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

18. Can you cry underwater?

19. You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

20. If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

21. Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?

22. If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

23. Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

24. Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?

25. If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?

26. Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?

27. How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?

28. If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?

29. Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?

30. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

31. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

32. If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?

33. Why are red buttons always the most important?

34. How is chess considered a sport?

35. Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?

36. Would you die if you didn't pee?

37. How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.

38. Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

39. When Jewish People go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?

40. If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?

41. Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?

42. Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?

43. What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?

44. Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"

45. Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?

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